Barnaby loses his rag

No, I don't mean 'Barnaby has a tantrum'.  The rag in question was the Daily Telegraph.  Bought a copy earlier in the day and was looking forward to a good read and then couldn't find the damned thing anywhere.  Eventually we decided that it might have been picked up with the laundry by mistake and gone into the washing machine .  Hmmm! I guess we'll find out soon enough.