Monday, 11 August 2014

Barnaby thinks about holidays

Holidays mean different things to different people, of course. If you are working full time, then the holiday is something precious to be anticipated, planned carefully and relished as an alternative to the routine of everyday work. For many folk, this is an opportunity to do nothing, to relax on a beach somewhere, or by a pool. For others, their ideal holiday is indulging some physical activity like sailing, walking, or climbing, and for yet others it's a chance to catch up on repairs to the house or a time to visit friends and family. The essential feature of a holiday, though, is that it's an opportunity to do something different.

For most working people, their holidays will probably be just a couple of weeks a year. For some, especially the self employed, they might be lucky to get even that. Some might think that for folk like Barnaby, who are already retired, life is just one continuous holiday. It's almost true, but there are still plenty of routine chores and financial restrictions which can make that less than an actual reality. Nevertheless, Barnaby considers himself very fortunate to have as many leisure opportunities as he has.

One activity that many people enjoy during their annual break is reading, whether lounging by the pool with a drink in hand, sitting on the beach, or, maybe, relaxing on a cruise. The advent of the e-reader has meant that you can now take a whole library away with you and still be within the 'carry on' luggage allowance. This means that you can try something new, take a risk on an unknown author for example. To this end, Barnaby invites you to sample some of his e-books. There are several that can be downloaded for FREE, including Quirky Verse, Detective Fiction, Short Stories and Humorous Novels.

You can find out more at and, of course, if you like what you read, then you could always buy one of the follow up books for your next holiday.

Saturday, 2 August 2014

New to bookshelves this week

The group of writers from around the world, known under the collective title Top Writer's Block, have released a new collection of short stories inspired by the theme 'Justice'.

The law and justice are not the same thing. Some would say that Karma is justice.

Startling, sad, and sometimes selfish, these 8 tales by seven writers give their own meaning to justice.

Grab a coffee and get comfortable. Short stories are made for coffee breaks. Justice can be found and downloaded here.

All profits from the sale of this book and others in the twb series, go to the Sea Shepherd charity.

Previous titles from twb include Wheels (published in July 2014)

 and Pain (published in June 2014).

All previous titles are still available. More information here

Also available this week is the latest issue of The Australian Times (TAT) Poetry Magazine, containing two of Barnaby's Quirky Verses, which can be found here
More information about all Barnaby Wilde books can be found at as usual.

Thursday, 24 July 2014

Last Chance

The Smashwords summer sale runs until the end of July, so you only have a few days remaining to take advantage of the discounts.
You can use coupon code SSW50 here for 50% discounts on many of Barnaby's Books, including

Mercedes Drew, The Collection   Volumes One to Three of the Mercedes Drew Mysteries in one collection

Chameleons  A collection Sci Fi short stories in the traditional style. Not a vampire, wizard, or zombie in sight.

Barnaby's Bigger Book of Shorts  40 Short stories, just the right length to read during your coffee break, on the beach, in bed or in the bath. Humour, Sci Fi, Romance, Mystery, or Adventure. Something for everyone. 

Every Which Way but East  The third adventure in the Tom Fletcher series in which Tom once again saves the universe. Only suitable for those with a quirky sense of humour.

There are many other titles in Barnaby's Summer Sale and many titles that are still available as FREE downloads.

Visit for more information about all Barnaby's books, including quirky verse, detective fiction, short stories and more.

Thursday, 3 July 2014

Barnaby has a SALE!

For July only, you can download Barnaby's e-books for 50% of the usual price by using coupon code SSW50 at the checkout. For example:

Mercedes Drew, the collection. Volumes One, Two and Three of the Mercedes Drew Mysteries. Nine complete stories featuring the motorcycling Mercedes Drew and her  boyfriend Detective Inspector Flowers. A hit and run, a warehouse robbery, a train derailment, a missing cat, arson and kidnap in volume one. A stolen rhinoceros head, a post office robbery,a body in the woods in volume two, and mysterious goings on in the allotments, a lorry hijack and arson at the golf club in volume three. Plus a preview of Smile for the Camera, the latest full length Mercedes Drew Mystery.

All this for $1.49 (87p) here using coupon code SSW50

Chameleons A woman dreams of chameleons every night; a man in an orange jumpsuit finds himself marooned on a featureless plain; the first confirmed message from an extra terrestrial source; a cube with a mind of it's own and a bored space explorer all feature in this collection of sci fi short stories in the old style. No magic, no wizards, no warlocks, no werewolves and not a vampire in sight. What if aliens were really small? Is time travel possible? Who will be the last man standing? Ten stories plus a bonus glimpse of the next Sci fi novel from Barnaby Wilde. Tales with a hint of mystery, a touch of humour and a twist in the tail.

Chameleons download 99c here using coupon code SSW50

Barnaby's Bigger Book of Shorts Forty coffee break sized stories (Volumes 1 to 4 of Barnaby's Shorts) in one collected volume. Ideal for the beach, in the bath, on the train to work, or, while taking your morning coffee. A mix of genres, including mystery, romance, sci fi and humour. Who are The Women Furies? Can you grow a man from a bean? Is it possible to rob a bank by accident?
Answers to these questions plus four tales from the Vertigo labs.
Can a man get trapped inside a Kindle? What would you do if you were stalked by the invisible man? and how did Amelia find her new man?

Forty stories in one book (also available as four separate volumes)

Barnaby's Bigger Book of Shorts download available here for only $1.25 using coupon code SSW50

Visit Smashwords to find more of Barnaby's books in the 50% off July SALE plus several FREE titles.

Saturday, 28 June 2014

Barnaby thinks small

The British economist E F Schumacher used the phrase 'Small is Beautiful' as the title to a series of essays he published in 1973 (The phrase itself is credited to his tutor, Leopold Kohr). The phrase is usually used to champion small design solutions that are reckoned to empower people more.

Barnaby has been wondering how this philosophy translates to books, where it seems that 'bigger is better' is often assumed. A look in any book shop window will reveal the latest blockbuster novels which are often four, five, or even six hundred pages long. Indeed it appears that these books are sometimes sold by the kilo rather than by the quality of the writing. Does this mean that a long novel is, therefore, superior to a short story?

Happily not, for the truth is that it is ultimately the quality of the ideas and the writing that will win out. There is a place for both the long and the short. The long novel allows plots to be developed further and characters to be explored in more depth. The short story allows single ideas to be presented in novel ways and is sometimes the jumping off point to be developed further at some later date. Many times, though, the short story exists simply to provide a few minutes entertainment, or to provoke a new thought.

To this end, Barnaby has been creating short stories for the last couple of years in what he calls 'coffee break' sized pieces. Each can be read in about ten or fifteen minutes, just long enough to accompany your morning coffee. (Of course they work just as well in the bath, on the train, or in bed).

Each book in the Barnaby's Shorts series contains ten short stories in a wide variety of genres. To get you started, Volume One is entirely FREE! here and, as it is an ebook download, it doesn't even weigh a fraction of a kilo.

You can find more of Barnaby's books at

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Apple makes it easy for ebook downloading

Apple's New iOS 8 is Game-Changer for eBook Retailing
Yesterday Apple unveiled iOS 8, the new Apple operating system upgrade that will come out this fall.

Buried in a slide during the live demo event referenced as "iOS 8 features we didn’t have time to talk about" was an ebook retailing bombshell:  iBooks will come pre-installed on iOS 8.

The iBooks app is Apple's ebook store.  Inside that app are over 250,000 books from Smashwords authors.

This is a game-changer for ebook retailing.
iBooks will come pre-loaded on every device with iOS 8.
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According to the latest public information, there are over 800 million devices (iPhone, iPod touch, iPad) running prior versions of Apple's iOS.

The new iOS will be available as a free upgrade to users of the iPhone 4s, iPhone 5, iPhone 5c, iPhone 5s, iPod touch 5th generation, iPad 2, iPad with Retina display, iPad Air, iPad mini and iPad mini with Retina display.

Prior to iOS 8, readers who wanted to shop iBooks were forced to click to the Apple App store, search for the iBooks app, sign in with their email address and password, and then install it.

The absence of a pre-installed app created unnecessary friction. It means only a fraction of Apple's customer base today has convenient access to your books (which makes the enormous success of iBooks all the more impressive).  Yesterday's news means iBooks will become ubiquitous.
It'll be like having a bookstore in nearly one billion pockets and purses.  It's not a stretch to speculate that within a couple years, the iBooks app will be ever-present on over one billion devices around the world.

Apple's brilliant move will place Barnaby's books just one or two clicks from being discovered by readers.
Meantime, if you can't wait for iOS8, you can find all Barnaby's books from whichever online store you prefer (Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, Apple and many others) by visiting including several FREE titles.

Monday, 2 June 2014

Two new titles

The first three volumes of Mercedes Drew Mysteries are now available in a single volume - Mercedes Drew the collection. This anthology contains nine complete Mercedes Drew stories, plus a preview of volume four Smile for the Camera.

You can find out more about the motorcycling Mercedes Drew, her biker mates and her boyfriend, Inspector Desmond Flowers at

Flowers for Mercedes, Free Running and Flandra are also still available as single volumes as ebooks or print editions.

Also newly published is the latest title from the Top Writers Block group. Eight authors from around the world, with eight stories inspired around the theme PAIN.

As always, profits from sales of books by Top Writers Block will go to the charity Sea Shepherd.

For more information or to purchase the book click here
You can find all of Barnaby's books at Amazon, Apple, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, Scribd, Smashwords and many other online ebook retailers.